biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(via tyleroakley)

surprise-mother-fucka:

u & me

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(via pax-am-years)

addictinqxx:

pink-fox:

thedailycalifornian:

gravitysex:

Probably one of the best nights of my life

this is beautiful

Yay this looks like a beautiful night I’m so happy for u stranger

If someone took me here i’d cry!

(via intoxicated-hippie)

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN