“Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write “ducking.” Sincerely, Everyone.”
— Kristen Bell (via nickie4president)

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

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bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

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eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

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